2. I have had sleep paralysis and insomnia off and on for a long time
3. I am at work far too much but I don't actually work enough
4. I don't have nearly as much money as everybody seems to think.
5. I am amazed at how much I have accomplished in life considering how lazy I am.
6. I am afraid of growing up which is why I don't own a house, haven't bought a new car, and why I refuse to apply for management.
7. I been in love once.
8. I hate buying things for myself.
9. Physically, how I feel ranges from complete crap to marginally below par on a day to day basis.
10. I came thisclose to not going to college at all. Not of my own free will either.
11. I was complimented on my penis today
12. I worry that I will someday get Alzheimer's like several of my relatives
13. I feel old (see 6)
14. Hypocrisy is my one big bugaboo
15. I need to get laid.
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complete crap to marginally below par on a day to day basis.
That is a pretty good range...
-Eric Carlson : Revolutionary
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